Happy 21st birthday to my baby darling dearest <3

Now that baby is 21 now, you are officially an adult, how does it feel dating a non-adult? xD

Baby stil is young, sexy and lovely mwah mwah. Don’t be afraid of your birthday lo.

I know it is not the perfect birthday celebration but I hope you are happy spending it with me. Love baby lots <3

I’m gonna celebrate your birthday with you every year =D

Merry Christmas oh merry christmas and a happy new year.

I can’t get to celebrate christmas eve but nehmai I get to celebrate christmas with my cute baby darling dearest =D Hope she will like the present I bought for her.

I have to say  I kinda like year end sales now lol. Stuff are so much cheaper haha. But stil, new arrival stuff seems much better -.- Nothing much to blog at the moment but yeah my mom keep pressure me to celebrate my 21st birthday which is coming soon. So yeah, you guys free on 9th of January? There will be a party at my house =D

Guys and girls, have you ever wonder how pain it is when a woman is giving birth to a baby? Well I got the answer, in fact, I tried it myself this afternoon. So, how it is feel like? It was fucking painful I can assure you. If you don’t believe me, you can try it yourself if you have the chance.

What you will need in order to experience such pain is a motherfucking big ass gigantic ulcer on your tongue, a bloody shit ass ulcer that grow bigger everyday and make you couldn’t sleep properly because you will feel the pain even though  you are sleeping and will wake you up to drink water and go to toilet whole fucking night. Ladies and gentleman, this isn’t how it feels like giving birth. In order to do so, you must take a pinch of salt and apply it on the god damn ulcer. After you have done so, you can experience the pain of a woman giving birth.

And please, don’t try this when there are any people/living things, fragile objects such as mirrors nearby because you will feel like killing somebody and breaking stuffs. Mirrors in particular. Luckily I never did anything that mentioned.

So guys, if you ever wondered how pain exactly it is when woman is giving birth, do try this when you have the chance. And girls, if you don’t think you can handle the pain. You can try this method first before you get pregnant.

Have a nice day

Can’t think of a title but nvm. I’m here to write crap only haha. Well. What should I start?

Should I talk about twilight again lol. Watched New Moon because I wanted to see how stupid it can be and it really meet my expectation. Don’t know I should be happy or not. All the 3 main characters all dumb fucks and the sparkly dude is really a jackass I tell you. If you don’t know why let me tell you why. His girlfriend Bella is telling him she’s cuming and he told her I don’t want you to cum.  What la. You can see how sad and disappointed Bella is la. I find it funny tho. Hahaha. I don’t want you to come. Never I think of a situation like that.

Enough with the sparkling chronicle, lets talk about Storm Warrior. The 2nd movie I watched alone for a very long time. Surprisingly I don’t really mind watching movie alone. I used to hate it. Storm Warrior wasn’t that good but at least it is better than New Moon. Nothing really special about it. Expected it to be better tho. Oh yeah. I sit beside some aunties with their small kids. Those small kids keep talk talk talk talk talk and the moms don’t give a shit bout it til people looked at them. Man. They shudda slap them tho.

Alright. Lets talk bout food =D Had Carl’s Junior when I’m back in Kl after been in Kampar for so long with same boring food everyday. Decided to go for Carl’s Junior because got sick of McD.
Western Cheeseburger with Bacon (Chicken Bacon)
Wtf la. Damn sad chicken bacon. Chicken Bacon where nice la. Damn sad live in malaysia. I bet they use pork bacon in US man. If use pork bacon sure damn nice la. haih. Seriously damn sad.

I change the normal fries to chili cheese fries because I like this better. This win McD fries. Tak boleh lawan =D But frigging expensive =( I think this 2 thing + the soft drink cost me 30+ T_T

Another cheaper alternative is to make your own burger =D Lemme show you what I had.

Beefburger with cheese x 2 Bacon and egg + Cheese, mushroom and garlic frankfurter 2 each. *Slurps*

My own version of Heart Attack Grill because they don’t have it here. How I wish they have 1 here in Malaysia. I want to try it. It looked so nice.I managed to finish it and help my baby to finish hers too. But she don’t have 2 burgers like I do. I guess that is all for now. Ciao

Oh yeah. Jon. If you are reading this. Someone googled your name and click on my blog lol. I wonder who stalking you. Careful abit. Maybe someone wanna play with your ass. Main belakang you.

I wonder why when guy watch some stupid movie with hot girls in it and like it people with start giving bad comments and say he is a pervert and stuff.

But when girl like some shitty movie like…..erm… Twillight then is nothing wrong. wtf? seriously? vampire that sparkles? Don’t just say guys are horny bastards and perverted. You girls go crazy too when saw their hot body. If girls have penis, I’m quite sure will the penis will erect. Oh wait, girls have something that erect too ahem. To be honest, I think girls are pretty horny too aren’t they? If not why there are sooooooo many fan girls? Omg he is so hot. Omg he is so cute. Omg omg omg omg omg! Damn annoying okay? It is sooo annoying that I only saw this online but it can annoy me! Not to say all girls but quite a lot right? Why they just target on us men? Not fair I tell you.

I also don’t know why suddenly I will write all this stuff lol. No offense to anyone. It is just random

I heard a story from my cousin that a junior of mine got blacklisted from UTAR and have to do her internship in DSA in UTAR Kampar lol. Actually I made jokes about it previous two semester before my IA about maybe some of us will  kena in DSA if cant find any company and stuff. I thought maybe Jon will have 99% of chance getting into FICT and help student who borrow laptop and projector for class lol.

Turns out we are not dumbfuck enough huh. I heard 2 different stories about what really happened.

1st story from my cousin. I assume he heard it directly from his friend which goes like this. She is busy with something and it is so busy that she can’t find time to find a company to ask whether they will accept her to do her industrial training and she leave it to UTAR to find a placement for her. So UTAR found a company for her and she went interview and the company require her to work overtime everyday and need to stay in the office. So of course she rejected la right?  Who wanna work like that man? Give me I also tak mao la.

But what I thought at first when my cousin told me this story is that. Hahaha. So bad luck la. Who ask so lazy to find own placement let UTAR find for you. Can’t blame la. So easy to find placement. Just go online and search for the company phone and call la. Can do that while you shit in the toilet right? Or better come and ask us senior where did we intern at and the company good or not and get some information. So easy also no time do? Plus, I sure don’t believe everyday also need to work overnight stay in office lo. And you study PR and memang should have expected this what. Even before we go out, lecturer already warn us about such things. Come on. If you so suey kena then don’t blame the uni la.

For the 2nd story pulak, I heard it from my classmate. She said she heard that actually the girl went to the interview with another fella. So during the interview, they already say that you MIGHT need to work overtime and company will provide place for you to stay. Might need to OT sometimes only. Not everyday. And then she never say she can’t. Just say ok. After the interview, the company called the girl and told her that they will take her in only. She so smart reject the company and tell them to hire the another fella. Damn fucking smart lol. People provide you the opportunity to learn and stuff and you can teach people what to do and waste their time? Seriously la. What was she thinking? The company sure angry la. If me also I angry lo. Where still will take UTAR student next time. You think only UTAR got send people out for training izzit? Stil got BERLAMBAK people wanna intern wan ok. Ruining your junior life only. If the news spread how? Other companies also scare lo. Macam mana mao give you all placement next time?

Suddenly I remember 1 case which happened in KTAR Setapak, which people thought is UTAR again wtf. A graduate from KTAR damn smart think he damn cool go interview for job in short pants showing your ugly hairy leg with slipper. WTF? Mana common sense? Ma de. I so pariah already stil got people who are more pariah than me. -.- Seriously where you can find such interesting stuff? Only in UTAR!

Note : This post title is credited to Mr Jonathan Narain Chandran a.k.a The Absolut Monster. I would like to thank him for this pro title.

When people recognize you and acknowledge your strength and ability even after years passed.  It is such a good thing for anyone to achieve this.

And I got recognized not just by 1 but 2 different people last weekend when I went back to Bukit Belimbing. I don’t even play basketball often with them very often and they are not even from my place. How unexpected but it certainly makes me happy and got me pumped up to play basketball more often and get back in shape. Not like I’m a fat fuck but I’m far worse than I used to be.

I ran out of breath quickly and my speed decreased a lot. My legs are so soft it feels like I’m gonna slips anytime and it happen sometimes. FML.

I wanna play basketball more often from now on but now it is raining season and it rains everyday for the whole day FML. And I have to finish my assignment asap too so I can play in ease. Motivation motivation.

Who wanna play with me? Playing alone is kinda boring. That is one of the reason I don’t play much in Kampar too. Anyone up for a game? Be it in Westlake or old town indoor court, let’s play!

Did you know that the powder that comes together with mamee monster snack is no longer available? Damn fucked up. Not as nice anymore

To make thing worse, I got 2 big packs from tesco, each containing 10 snack packets. I wanted 1 packet only but stupid cashier key in 2 packs and they cant refund the money. Stupid policy. So I hafta take another pack. FML

Its been so long since I write anything here. Partly because I don’t really know what to blog and I forget stuff easily so I forgot what happened and what to write but mostly I’m lazy =D

Recently baby darling dearest and I cook our own lunch/dinner and I like it. The meal I liked most was yesterday’s dinner. Damn nice slurps.

Home cooked food  is good, less MSG and stuff plus we can cook almost whatever we like. Too bad we don’t haven oven.  If not can cook more stuff. Stupid cooker also damn noob haih.

Now I don’t know what to blog liao.  See la next time maybe got stuff write then I write longer wan or something. Not like alot people read my nonsense anyway lol.

Hai, I iz Sam. I iz a laygee brogger who don’t update my brog animor. Eh, wait, iz diz even mai brog nao?

I haz abandon itz. I iz a bad bad pig.